iamgwenslongroadhome:

knitmeapony:

taiey:

Martha Jones character meme

One crowning moment of awesome: The Woman who Walked the Earth.

My heroine, my queen, my dear lady, my role model.

It is always time to love on Martha Jones.

petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

(Source: sspock)

jennytrout:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

REO Speedwagon, Lil Jon, Jason Derulo. They ALL worked. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me in my life.

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg)

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.

[Class titters]

Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!

[Laughter increases]

Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!

[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

s-squishysquibbles:

the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like.  queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.